You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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