This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
