check it out our google latitudes are spooning
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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