im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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