Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
apparently the secret to your success is patron
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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