Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
