U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i came on her dog
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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