you guys were way drunker than both of me
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I have feelings that need drinking.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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