i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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