I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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