Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
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