I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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