I will die if light touches me.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Randomize