I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Randomize
