I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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