thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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