we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I need to sanitize my soul.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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