Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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