Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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