I like to think it a success when the cops are called
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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