I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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