So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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