so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Can I color on your dick again?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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