hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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