are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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