Do you still have your period?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
