Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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