Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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