Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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