Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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