Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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