Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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