You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Randomize
