I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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