K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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