due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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