That's intense
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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