How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
if i died would you start the facebook group?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
