I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I'm really busy with my period
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