ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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