she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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