Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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