i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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