I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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