Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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