I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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