i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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