apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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