Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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