I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
