my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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