there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
she looked like the before picture.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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