i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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