I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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