We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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