I'm jealous of your bromance
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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