It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
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