I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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