brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
apparently the secret to your success is patron
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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