I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
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