maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
it glows. i had to have it.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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