So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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