Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Randomize
